Fair and Balanced
I swear to fucking GOD that I tried. I really did. After reading Al Franken's LIES (and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them): A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, I thought I'd take a page from that book (no, not literally) and go check up on Al's facts.
I went to Cunt Ann's (Coulter's) website to see what she was saying these days.
Now I'm nauseated. Literally. My tummy bothers me. She's completely off her nut.
No, I mean it. Though I am loathe to give that crazy bitch even more web traffic than all the serious crazies out there reading her stuff and giving her props and “dittos!”—wait, that's the drug-addled Rush saying—it will speak for itself. Or at least it will shrilly screed for itself.
I'll go after Andrew Sullivan and actually give him some kind of rebuttal, because even if his blind-spot is that part of his brain which causes him to be a conservative even though he's a big ol' 'mo, at least it's rational. Being wrong isn't bad, kiddies, it's just that you end up being wrong. Correct it, and move on.
Being a Cunt like Ann Coulter? Well, her stanky effluvia just ain't worth responding to in any serious manner.
Go ahead! Go see what yawning chasm of vile filth she is.