Shut Up and Get an OS X Box
Found out that the latest Safari browser supports text shadows in CSS (it's a CSS 3 spec addition, not an Apple-only thing, if y'all care).
So I used them. Cuz I can. And because I'm going to code for MY most popular browser (that's a Microsoft Embrace-and-Extinguish spec addition, if y'all care). I know the titles are difficult to read in non-Panther, non-Safari browsers. Here's a pdf if you want to see what you might be missing (shadows, the intended font, subpixel anti-aliasing, etc.).
Consider it a small xmas present for you Panther folks.