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May 30, 2004

Recountdown

10 Bands You've Seen Live

  1. The Toll
  2. Elvis Costello
  3. The Cure
  4. Prince
  5. U2
  6. The Rolling Stones
  7. Billy Joel
  8. NIN
  9. Limbeck
  10. Mary Chapin Carpenter

9 Things You're Looking Forward To

  1. Shipping my application
  2. LOML getting his ass to SF for good
  3. Seeing Judy while she's back in the Bay Area.
  4. Taking a scriptwriting class
  5. Visiting the Land of Wallopin with LOML
  6. Marrying LOML
  7. Big 4th of July Party at our house
  8. Dubya losing in November
  9. Visiting NYC later in the Summer

8 Things You Wear Daily

  1. Tennis shoes
  2. Shorts
  3. T-shirts
  4. My Watch
  5. Baseball cap
  6. Footies
  7. My cellphone (sort of)
  8. A Vague Air of Superiority (ha)

7 Things That Annoy You

  1. Dubya
  2. Republicans
  3. Christians
  4. Microsoft
  5. Bay Bridge Traffic
  6. Gay Bears in their home turf
  7. Andrew Sullivan

6 Things You Touch Every Day

  1. My Secret No-No Place
  2. Toothbrush
  3. My PowerBook
  4. Toilet
  5. Fridge
  6. Mailbox

5 Things You Do Every Day

  1. Eat
  2. Excrete
  3. Work
  4. Spank it
  5. Respire

4 Of Your Favorite Bands or Musicians

  1. The Toll
  2. Elvis Costello
  3. Prince
  4. Billy Joel

3 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over

  1. Grease
  2. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  3. While You Were Sleeping

2 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment

  1. Wicked Little Town [Hedwig]
  2. No Medicine Land [The Toll]

1 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With

  1. LOML, unless I have to send him to Jesus

May 28, 2004

Do or Diorama

When somebody loves you
It's no good unless he loves you all the way

The work doesn't come, or rather, the brain refuses to nestle in the zone that makes the good work happen. It's too close to June, which makes it too close to the end of June, which means the arrival of the Other Half in San Francisco, formally and finally. Too close to be able to reliably focus on work. It's work just to reach the point at which work can be accomplished.

Happy to be near you
When you need someone to cheer you - all the way.

A documentary filmmaker discusses craft with a woman who knows her stuff as well. A denim jacket hangs on the back of her chair, cuffs and collar finished in faux brown fur. He loves what he does. That's the kind of Happy that has a blast radius. The best kind of sharing-the-wealth.

Taller than the tallest tree is
That's how it's got to feel

Prissy esses hiss in my direction, hit my back and fly past me, an errant spray of sibilant bullets. Who can love that and one's self at once?

Deeper than the deep blue sea is
That's how deep it goes - if it's real.

A man in his forties, balding. What remains grows long, loosely bound in back. He hunches forward, arms out across the small cafe table, whispers love into the ear of a pretty blond woman with a heavy Scandinavian accent. Her arms touch his, stroke the hair of his forearms. They talk around smiles. Clearly love.

When somebody needs you
It's no good unless he needs you - all the way

Hushes now, from the table behind. He Who Doesn't Exist is being talked about.

Through the good or lean years
And for all the in-between years - come what may.

Beautiful boys move furniture and other detritus of work and of living from the apartments above the cafe. Two are clearly brothers. They sweat, but they also smile. Happiness there not in the work, but in the coworkers. Even at twenty paces, you can distinguish a simple group from a solid team. Sweat. Smiles. Beautiful boys. A bad, bloinky soundtrack isn't far behind.

Who knows where the road will lead us
Only a fool would say.

A chanteuse sings All the Way over an incidental sound system in the cafe. It's not soon enough, it's not June enough. There's not moon enough. After all.

But if you'll let me love you
It's for sure I'm gonna love you
All the way
All the way

May 26, 2004

Yeah and Okay

My interest in scriptwriting continues.

I have been taking a Rosetta Stone (no, not the drag queen) approach to grokking the encoding of the standard script structure by purchasing scripts that have already been made into television shows and/or films. In this way, I have been hoping that my grasp catches up with my reach, that I understand how the sparse nature of a typical script page can flesh itself out into well-known and even well-loved entertainment.

So far, so good. And the so-best so-far have been the Season 3 and 4 scripts from The WestWing, or at least those written by Aaron Sorkin. The scientist in me wants to design the proper experiment, maximizing the certainties and aiming the control elements so that the variables under scrutiny can be observed, so that the results can produce evidence, even proof.

Dry, I know, but I learn by analogy. I memorize by visuals. I extrapolate by simulation. My gifts of simultaneity, of context-switching, of continuity come to bear when I write pieces that are considerably longer than a blog entry or a technical treatise. These things animate not in any miraculous way; instead, they simply do. Like breathing. Like being horny and dispatching with that need. The thousand things I think about; the free resources and bandwidth to suppose a thousand more.

Walking while dreaming-up, dreaming-up while writing, writing while inhabiting each and every character, inhabiting the story while walking. Walking while chewing gum.

I come to understand the script as a time-based index card: just enough information contained in it in order to serve the story, usher the tale to its fate. It is I, it is we who explode these few clues on a page into a compelling narrative.

It's the screenwriter's job to decide which scribblings and peckings should appear in the miserable economy of words of a screenplay.

The turgid prose of my typical first draft is already groaning at the impending abnegation.

...

On another note, the warmest wishes for wonderment to the dogpoet while he's in the UK and Amsterdam. I'm jealous as hell, as I still miss the Netherlands as much as ever. The bastard better bring me back the stroopwafels I asked for.

May 20, 2004

Who Prays For Vegas?

Late arriving in Las Vegas; leaving for San Francisco shortly.

Bizarro world continues:

  • I had to fly coach! Though I handled it far more graciously than LOML would have.
  • 15 to 20 people around me in the plane now know I'm a Mac software developer, thanks to the priorly described hearing impaired guy who sat in front of me on the plane and talked to me at enhanced volume about my PowerBook and what I did with it.
  • The family of Orthodox Jews seem to be happening by me incidentally, like that publicity-stunt runner with the flashing helmet in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
  • And isn't that really just unwanted competition for LOML?
  • One poor bastard lost his wallet on the plane I'm about to board, and issues repeated complaints to an impotent gate attendant (she was v.v. patient, though)
  • The Las Vegas airport seems to be cracking down on smoking; I can't actually see the air this time.

Good god (of biscuits), I'm tired. But not at all sleepy. Tomorrow's gonna be a long-ass day at work.

May 19, 2004

Bleah

Today is one of my least favorite days. It's a day that's happened a handful of times, the first being in late September of last year.

You see, today is the day I head back out of Tucson, or more to the point, head away from The Boy. I don't know if I'm going to be able to stand another entire month without seeing him, so I'll probably try to swing a trip back here before I come down at the end of June when I'll never have to fucking do this again.

Whew. You'd think I'd feel better. But I don't. It's gonna be the most amazing thing when we get to spend every night together without worrying about having to separate again for weeks at a time. Then I'll finally feel completely and utterly "At Home", something I haven't felt since before we started up this crazy beautiful dirty nasty thing called Our Relationship.

We're SOOO gonna deserve the Happy.

PRAY FOR TUCSON

The evenings in Tucson still freak me out, that odd combination of taking nostalgic comfort in warm nights outside when I was growing up but living in the midst of the most alien landscape I've ever familiarized myself with.

LOML dropped me off at the airport; it still feels somehow strange to kiss him in Tucson publicspace (and no, that's not a bodypart). I got inside, made the now-rote right-turn towards the AmericaWest counter. And this is where the wheels come off the reality wagon, a slow decline towards Lot 49.

  • A billboard from the ride to TUS, a big black sign with white black (as in extra-bold) letters ordering/admonishing/hoping/suggesting "PRAY FOR TUCSON" weighs on my mind.
  • The flight is delayed til at least 9:30, awaiting a crew for our plane.
  • There's no first-class cabin in the first leg of the trip.
  • A line is formed at the first security checkpoint, where there's never a line.
  • Why? Because there's a family of Orthodox (capital O Orthodox) Jews in front of me.
  • This makes me think of my Jeffy-the-Gentile days in Squirrel Hill, in Pittsburgh, PA
  • They're slow because there are four of them, four-at-once IDs and boarding passes to check.
  • I can't make my way around them, get ahead of them, before the metal detectors.
  • They're carrying approx. 1728 pounds of baggage, foodstuffs and conveyances.
  • I am reminded how many layers of clothing a typical Orthodox Jew wears.
  • Even the laptop bag has layers.
  • Still, even disrobed, even unpacked, each of the four must be individually scanned and the payload must be sent through multiple times.
  • I begin to suspect I'm living in my own 40-days-in-the-[Sonoran]-Desert diorama.
  • Stopped to have a beer. There's a man here who has a military haircut, wearing a teal Izod shirt just like the one I had in the early 80s..you know, when LOML was in his terrible-two's.
  • A hearing-impaired guy across the bar gives me thumbs-up and says "Yeah, Mac guy over there!" as I open my PowerBook.

That's sort of it, for now. I suspect there will be more. It's one of those nights. Yes, indeedy. One of those nights.

Maybe it's just as well that I'm distracted from missing LOML even before I leave the ground.

Bookstore

Today we went to a Borders Books here in Tucson. There were a bunch of books that LOML wanted, and a few that I wanted. I especially wanted Cokie Roberts' new book, Founding Mothers. I also ended up with Catch-22 (blame Crash's list) and Flaubert's Parrot (because of the irony to the title).

We were walking up to counter when we saw an audio books section, which LOML refers to as the people-too-stupid-to-read-books books. Such a charmer. I pointed out that it was too bad he wasn't into them, because he had an iPod and the whole audiobooks thing, with bookmarks, works superbly well on iPods. His response? "When I listen to someone talk for that long, it makes me want to talk back, and I don't have anything to contribute to the conversation." That's my boy!

And I did something that I haven't done in a long time (no, I'm not talking about our trip to the Land of Wallopin this morning), I went to the Literature and Fiction section and saw that if/when I published my novel or any future novel, it would land between Barber, Richard and Barker, Pat. Between The Holy Grail and Double Vision. O Ironical Sweetness!

May 11, 2004

Publius v. Dogpoet

Comes a time for a writer—or maybe it's just me—when the writing writes itself. When it does such a terrific job of things that your fingers are not your own as they clack-clack on the PowerBook keyboard. The digits belong, instead, to the writing, the recording.

I find that, aft-brain so occupied with motor coordination, the bow of the brainship sets to mending the discrepancies, paradoxes and conundric and lonely distances between and among the factions of reality each and all clamoring for primacy.

That's a lotta noise up in the noggin.

But the writer's brain, when in that zone, finds in all of it a certain connectedness. Sometimes suddenly, sometimes as surreptitiously as an inverse-thief in the night, the placid surface of a friendly sea appears, both masking and containing the schizoid Brownian character of Existence.

Here I sit, Row 2, Seat C, on a flight to Las Vegas, connecting, of course, through to the current home of my Home: Tucson, Arizona.

A brain at rest is just a headcheese/sweetbread waiting to happen, and so my brain rarely sits still. During the intervals of any commercial flight when twenty-dollar electronic devices are anathema to the functioning of a multi-million-dollar aircraft, what's a brain to do? Well, reading comes to mind, but the only book I have with me is a copy of the Federalist Papers. Damn skippy, that Alexander Hamilton was a brilliant wordsmith.

Ahh, I take it back. It wasn't the only thing I had to read. I had the foresight to Print-as-PDF the Dogpoet's latest entry. So I have that, too, thanks to a bizarrely-no-cost t-mobile wireless connection at SFO. Oh, and there's a silent multiple-choice trivia game playing on the aircraft's monitors.

It's an interesting juggle, keeping so many different balls up in the air, but when you're in this connectedness mode, it's all smooth sailing—those placid seas, remember? Like you can see the telluric currents and you're damn glad you're in a worthy vessel.

Anyhoo.

I've always been the one to win at trivia games. Don't really know why, it just is. Information sticks like lint on a wool suit in a forced-air-heated room. A gift, a curse. Noise. Hyperlucidity. Whatever.

On balance, I totally suck at remembering song lyrics by listening to them, but show me the liner notes and the lyrics are mine in the briefest span of time. Go figure.

So on the one hand, pop culture intrudes in bits: Prince did Batdance; the Italians call Florence "Firenze"; the Ukraine was known as Little Russia.

On the other hand, the expansive, self-complete prose of Hamilton warns of the pitfalls of ignoring the Constitution in language that even today is understandable and all but impervious to out-of-context sound-bites.

I've run out of hands. But still, there's the Dogpoet. The opposite of Hamilton in literal scope but far more expansive in effect. Discomfiture lies between his syllables, bits of negative explication that somehow always add up to the biggest positive number you can imagine.

Michael's writings show the essential humanity that fuels the lofty goals Hamilton so grandiloquently espouses. Whose message is the more universal? Is there a universal? Those of us subject to the winds of time often risk much to find even the crumbs of answers. Strange and unfortunate, then, that questions are eternal while most forms of truth come with an expiration date.

For what it's worth, and nevertheless and with my heretofore wherewithal, I can offer that sometimes the act of writing gets you close to essences both intimate and lofty, but you're not allowed to stand upon them.

At least not for longer than the fleetingest of moments.

It's Gonna Get Dirrrrrrrty

Off to Tucson tonight! Flying makes things philosophical. A month without makes things visceral. The Boy makes me both.

We're gonna do it til we're dead. And then I might write about it.

May 08, 2004

San Francisco, My Beautiful City

It turned out to be this amazing day. A little chilly this morning, a bit blustery this afternoon, but here I sit in my little back yard—correction: our little yard. I feel like I've simply arrived ahead of him here, even though I've lived here nearly eleven years, and for two of those with Allen. It's an odd juxtaposition, Sam and Allen. The Bourgeoise and others generally lacking and/or appreciating creative thought will insist on misunderstanding my seeming lack of regard for Allen in stating that he was part of some waiting-for-Sam game that started while he was still alive.

If there's anything I did learn from Allen's death Of the myriad things I learned from Allen's death, among the most compelling is that no particular religion or philosophy has anything to offer in terms of making sense of the end of existence. Society and social tradition offer even less: in this less-than-zero case, society goes so far as to dictate and edit and attempt to channel grief into ways that make the grieving even more tenebrous for the begrieved.

So fuck 'em all, I said, at some point. I've got a big brain and a reasonable creative faculty, so why not just feel what I feel and let the Jesus freaks tell me I'm going to hell or let polite society tell me I'm a crude rube who's desultorily insulting a dead man? The ones who insist on abject respect the dead will also provide instruction on how to respect, all the while happily and guilelessly and cluelessly disrespecting you, a living, breathing person.

Ironically, all it really takes to start a new religion/church is general disgust of current religious options and a broad brush with which to paint a new worldview (two things I'm trafficking in, you might think—perhaps I should consider forming the First Church of the God of the Biscuits).

But no, as I sit here in the lovely weather, in our little back yard, with my iLife continuing, iPod mini and gi-normous PowerBook blessing my world with music and a frictionless path to creativity, I remember conversations I've had with friends here in this yard. With Dave and Judy and Allen, over Happy Donuts and the Sunday papers. With others in drunken messes (the first-ever Booze Hag was crowned right here during a 4th of July party 7 or 8 years ago [Hi John!]). With the yard so overgrown with neglect that no one could sit here. With a flashlight, grilling a steak in the wintertime on a rare rainless evening.

I was a lad of 29 then, when this backyard first became mine, existed as a different "ours". And it's now an 'our' back yard again. Dark hallways of the heart and neglected rooms of the mind illuminate by the flick of the my-vs-ours switch. And sure, perhaps it's a trade off....the lights go dim in other rooms, other hallways, but hell, I'd rather eat my cake than have it. I'd rather have rooms filled with people and laughter and living than rooms whose thick walls provide silent guarantees of safety. Living en garde to the world without leaves you in a world Without. Put it on a bumpersticker, so long as you give me royalties.

So here I sit, today. Now. In our backyard. The empty chair near mine is a placeholder for when he finally gets here. Forty years of waiting for a moment...you'd think I could endure the next two months patiently.

Perhaps I should start that Church after all, to teach me patience. I can see it now, a church with lots of sex, lots of cookies. Nothing is a sin except being unkind, especially to a stranger.

Oh, and by God (of Biscuits), there will be bumperstickers.

GoodLordJesusSkateboardingChristFuckAlmighty—DUH.

So...periodically, my ISP decides to redo their IP numbering scheme. And since I maintain my own DNS service (don't ask), I periodically must change my records to match. I am not an anal-retentive person. Promise. But I am rather paranoid when it comes to typing in concrete values (creditcard #s, auth codes, etc.) ANYWHERE.

This goes about quadruple when it comes to DNS. It's magic, folks. And not in any good way that I can see.

So you see, it comes as rather a surprise to discover, several days after the fact, that, in fact, 233 IS NOT EQUAL TO 223.

Siiiiiigh. I need to be spanked. But then again, I'll be in Tucson in a few days. Is it wrong for the Boy to do the spanking, on occasion?

May 04, 2004

Death • The Lovers • Virtuous


So I ran into my buddy Chip out at a beer bust on Sunday, and after a few beers and a happy shot, we decided to get our fortunes read. Now, I've only ever done this once before. It was years ago, but almost exactly the same situation: Lonestar, beers, Chip. And it was his idea.


I don't remember what the fortune was last time; frankly, after how hectic things have been for me lately, I'm surprised I even remember Sunday's.


Death. Means change, according to Avis, our friendly neighborhood transsexual tarot card reader. Big change imminent. SCORE: RIGHT ON. The Boy moves here in a couple of months, work moves swiftly.


The Lovers. Avis says there's a man. And he's spectacular. And our tempraments are opposed. And this all adds up to something wonderful. That's my boy. SCORE: RIGHT ON AGAIN. Goooooo, Avis!


The Three of Wands. Means virtue. In the face of huge change (The Death Card), and the coriolis force of the Boy and Me together (The Lovers Card), my essential self is strong and remains true and immutable. SCORE: A TRIFECTA!


Needless to say, a very satisfying read.

May 03, 2004

Ofoto Brownie Beta

To all you Macintosh folks out there! Ofoto today released the Ofoto Brownie Beta, a stand-alone application that makes it extremely easy to upload photos to their service. You can then share the pictures with friends and family, and order prints.

There's a blog set up to participate in the beta program. It's free to join ofoto. Ofoto Brownie is a free download. Go do it. For me.

Humbly, I may have had a thing or two to contribute to the project.